Sarah
Walker knocked on the door to Chuck Bartowski's apartment. A rare breeze
relieved the boiling heat, and for a moment Sarah closed her eyes, basking in
the warmth and relative peace. But her blue eyes snapped open and her fist came
up when she heard Chuck's familiar voice, squeaking out a panicked epithet.
"Chuck?"
He didn't answer, and she was just poised to kick in the door when it suddenly
swung open, and only by a swift grasp on the frame did she avoid tumbling into
Chuck's arms.
"Hey,
sorry."
For
possibly the second time in their entire acquaintance, the Buy More Nerd Herder
turned quasi-reluctant spy was wearing an apron, and his face was streaked with
flour.
"So,
when you said you had a huge, massive favor to askÑ"
"Well,
I thought maybe all that time at the Wienerlicious might finally come in
handy."
Swiftly
pulling her hair into a ponytail, pausing only long enough to toss her purse
onto the couch, Sarah strode authoritatively into the kitchen. A pot of some
alarmingly brown, gluey substance simmered on the back burner. The light in the
oven was on, but it seemed to be empty. Every available surface was covered in
the white grit of either flour or sugar.
Sarah
turned to Chuck, who stood, hands on his hips, behind her, and for the first
time, said "I'm afraid."
Chuck
had the gall to smile. "Well, remember how last week, we were in Phoenix,
and it wasÑ"
"Morgan's
birthday," Sarah nodded, remembering that Morgan had called while Chuck
was being held at gunpoint by a few burly, sour-faced henchmen. And he'd
managed to drop the two of them while apologizing approximately a thousand
times for missing their annual trip to Disneyworld and takeout order of
sizzling shrimp.
"And
when we were in LAX, trying to find that bombÑ"
"The
Battle of the Rock Bands," Sarah nodded.
Chuck
nodded to her appreciatively. "Yeah. The little bearded man has been
feeling left out. And one of his favorite things is churros, and I thought,
hey, why don't I make him some, but..."
He
gestured helplessly at the disastrous kitchen, and Sarah managed to mostly hide
a smile.
"And
this is where I come in?"
"Well,
you spent how many months frying hot dogs in batter? See, with this, you don't
even need hot dogs. Or the sticks. I think."
"Frying
them, yes. Frying them well?"
Chuck
wrinkled his nose. "You're a highly-trained CIA assassin, Miss
Walker."
"And
you're the Intersect," she pointed out, relaxing her arms. She didn't even
remember crossing them. "I guess between the two of us, we should be able to
figure it out. Got an extra apron, Bobby Flay?"
--
A
trip to the grocery store later, Sarah asked curiously, "So, how long do
we have until he gets back?"
"He's
at a video game launch," Chuck said, hefting the flour. "Free pizza
and soda. Hours."
He
glanced at Sarah, whose gaze was fixed on the flour bag. "What?"
"Um...
self-rising flour?"
Chuck
glanced down at the bag. "Yeah?"
"Eh,
I'm sure it'll be fine."
--
A
trip to the emergency room later, Chuck was rubbing his gauze-wrapped hand and
Sarah was staring fixedly out the window.
"It
wasn't your fault."
"The
stove was on fire."
"But
it wasn't your fault."
Sarah
pressed her lips together and sighed. "Casey and I have managed to keep
you relatively unscathed for years. I will be the laughingstock of the CIA if a batch of churros is what finally gets you."
"You
actually think we're going to get that far?"
Sarah
shifted the car into a higher gear and Chuck slammed backwards into his seat.
"Guess
not."
--
"You
have to keep stirring."
Sarah
wiped a hand across her brow, leaving a trail of flour. "Are these things
really that expensive to buy on the street?"
Chuck
took the wire whisk from Sarah's slackening grip and vigorously stirred the
chocolate mixture, wincing when a small wave lapped over the side of the
saucepan. "That's not the point. This is to say I'm sorry, and spending
five minutes and ten bucks isn't the same."
"Isn't
the best birthday present really 'I didn't burn down our apartment'?"
"Aargh!
Turn the heat down!"
--
Sarah
sank gratefully to the couch, her eyes closed. Her feet were throbbing. She
could feel a fine spray of grease on her skin. Add a pair of pigtails and a red
cotton skirt, and it was like Wienerlicious all over again.
"Thank
you."
"You've
said that." Sarah didn't open her eyes.
"I
thought another twenty times couldn't hurt."
Sarah
toed her shoes off and fell sideways onto the couch, her cheek sinking into a
throw pillow. "You owe me big time."
"I
know."
She
heard Chuck's footsteps and reluctantly opened her eyes, to see him standing
over her. He held a paper plate of their freshly-minuted churros in his hand.
Sarah
groaned. "After all that work, I am going to watch him eat every single
one."
"But
we have to try them first."
Sarah
sighed and dragged herself up, but her lips turned up a little at the smile on
his face. He handed her one, turning the plate so she could dip it into the
chocolate.
"They
aren't half bad," she said thoughtfully.
"It's
a rule. Hurt yourself that many times, and it has to come out good."
"I'll
remember that." She glanced up to see Chuck staring at her.
"What?"
He
brought a hand toward her face. "You've just got a bit of
chocolate..."
He
gently brushed her cheek with his fingertip, but before she could stop herself,
before she could even blame her exhaustion and fright over his injury, she was
grabbing his hand, parting her lips to draw his finger inside, to suck the
chocolate off the tip.
By the time
Morgan made it home, the churros were long cold, but Chuck and Sarah couldn't
have cared less.