Veronica had been on edge the
entire night. Things were never like this when she had Wallace over for dinner.
But then, she mentally sighed,
looking from her boyfriend to her father, Wallace didn't remember their other
house. Wallace didn't remember when Keith was still sheriff and Veronica had
hair so long that even when Lilly had sometimes wickedly untied Veronica's
bikini top just to see the shocked look on Duncan's face, she had still been
able to hide her breasts like Botticelli's Venus on the Half-Shell. Wallace
didn't remember the garden tub in the master bath or the liquor cabinet Lilly
raided every time the four of them were ever left alone in the house. Wallace
only knew her as the prickly outcast hardened by her best friend's murder.
She was just too aware that the
three of them were eating at the bar, Duncan's feet swinging a good five inches
off the ground, their elbows unceremoniously planted on either side of their
plates. Even when Lianne was plastered, there would have been cloth napkins and
charger plates.
Veronica brushed her fingertips
over the soft ends of her hair, remembering how lost she had felt when she'd
cut it. Remembering how much Duncan had loved her hair long.
"Started thinking about
schools yet?" Keith had his fork poised over his plate, his eyes alight
but not sharp. No animosity between them. No lamps would be thrown tonight, no
demands made.
Duncan chuckled, sweeping up
another forkful of rice. "I think my Dad's been thinking about schools
since I was born."
"That must take all the fun
out of it."
Duncan's foot nudged Veronica's
under the table, and she startled back to their conversation with a sudden
bright smile. "Yeah, Duncan. Filling out the FAFSA and applying for Pell
Grants? That's what all the cool kids are doing."
"Never let it be said that I
wasn't one of the cool kids."
Keith had just opened his mouth
when his cell phone rang. He held a finger aloft as he put his napkin down,
then went into the other room to answer it, leaving them alone.
Duncan's hand was warm on hers.
"See? Nothing to worry about."
Veronica half-smiled at him, then
leaned in close, and he dipped his head toward hers. "He's going to come
back in here," she whispered, "tell us he has to go take care of
something, and leave us alone with a Nanny Cam. Oh, and put a radio transmitter
on your car."
Duncan laughed under his breath,
then tilted his chin up to kiss her forehead. "Bring on the
surveillance," he decreed.
"Oh?"
"We future presidents of the
United States can't have anything less," he said, his voice heavy with
sarcasm. "Plus, if I know you at all, you know exactly where the Nanny Cam
is, and how to jam the radio transmitter."
Veronica batted her lashes at him.
"It's always cat and mouse with us," she murmured, her eyes
sparkling. "He bugs my phone, I activate the GPS in his cell; he checks
the mileage on my car, I leave a hair on my diary to see if he's moved
it..."
Duncan sighed. "Good
times."
Keith came back in, and with some
reluctance Veronica and Duncan sat back, his fingers still resting on her
knuckles. "Well, I guess my karma hasn't entirely deserted me, after
all."
"Cliff managed to find a
buyer for all that premium H you confiscated last year?"
Keith snorted. "You weren't
supposed to know about that. Although, at least this way I can keep you busy
while I'm tracking down another bail jumper." He shook his head.
"What would we do, if people didn't jump bail?"
"Starve," Veronica
replied. "Or, maybe, booby-trap Lamb's house... ooh! I know what we can do
with the H!"
"Don't make me get Sacks to
babysit you."
Veronica pouted. "So, bail
jumper. This means crazy fun party time for me, and a tour of the fine Mexican
hospitality system for you."
Keith wagged his finger.
"No... I don't think so. You see, there's a little something you get to do
for me, to keep you out of trouble. And off the police blotter."
"Oh, Dad. When will you
learn." Veronica propped her elbow on the counter, her chin on the heel of
her hand. "Give me twenty minutes and a perfectly innocent errand, and
Lamb will have me in a holding cell." She sighed. "I'm beginning to
think his crush on me? Not so subtle."
Duncan couldn't hold back his
laughter anymore. "Were you trying to say something, Mr. Mars?"
"See? There is some hope for
kids today." He nodded approvingly at Duncan. "You interested in
playing bodyguard for Little Miss Sassy, here?"
Duncan shrugged. "Life does
seem so very dull, without her. I guess I can watch her smack around a few
hardened criminals."
"You got that right,"
Veronica beamed. "Keep the taser at the ready, and we could make a good
team."
--
Keith took the noon flight out
that Friday, leaving Veronica fifty dollars for groceries, a promise that he
would call when he was on the way back, and the address for a costume shop.
Veronica sat down with her after-school snack, on the couch, and thoughtfully
pocketed the money.
Duncan shouldered his backpack
onto the couch and sat down beside her. "Costume shop?"
"Yeah." She shot a
sideways grin at him. "I always thought you would look good in Spock ears,
Duncan..."
He started tickling her, and she
shrieked, writhing away from him. Backup woke up and ran in to see what was the
matter, barking the whole way, until he saw Duncan. "Come on,
attack!" she gasped, shoving her knees up between them to push him away,
her eyes streaming with tears.
Duncan gave a burst of maniacal
laughter. "I finally have you where I want you," he mock-leered, as
Backup sat down, watching the two of them, his tongue hanging out.
With a final twist, Veronica
managed to pull away from him, panting for breath through her laughter.
"Okay, okay. No Spock ears. No more tickling."
Duncan nodded, then snatched one
of her cookies. "How long until we have to get to the costume shop?"
Veronica glanced at her watch.
"Soon," she sighed. "And we really need to get set up, too,
so..."
"No playing tonight,"
Duncan finished. "Unless you wanted to, I don't know, come back to the
Grand with me after. We could play video games, order room service, relish the
fact that my mother's not around to walk in on us?" He wiggled his
eyebrows.
"A night without
Celeste." Veronica sighed dreamily. "You sure know how to treat a
girl. Except for the pesky matter of the GPS in my phone..."
Duncan shrugged. "We'll figure something out," he said. "Always have."